Mommy:
What did you learn at Sunday School?
A.:
A whale swallowed a person.
Mommy:
Oh, and what was his name?
A.:
I don’t know.
Mommy:
You don’t?
A.:
No.
[Pause]
But God told him to go to
Nineveh.
Evidently in a 3-year old’s mind, Nineveh is much higher on the retention scale, or just more fascinating, than Jonah. Toy marketers, pay attention.